Another funny story that will lighten your mood

There is a county owned golf course part of the Mercer County Park System called Mercer Oaks.
Me: Mercer Oaks is a public golf course
This stupid person: No It is a private golf course.
Me: Here you go. Here's the website that tells you Mercer Oaks is a public golf course.
http://www.golfmercercounty.com/index.htm

http://www.golfmercercounty.com/course_merceroaks/